Oh God, it never fails to amaze me that some teenagers are such idiots.
Okay, I do have over 50 hardcore yaoi pics on my IPod, and I did make the mistake of actually showing a guy in my art class one of them when he asked me what I was squeeling about.

Me: You dont wanna see it, its yaoi/
Jake: What the hell is yaoi?
Me: It is a Japanese abbreviation that simply means 'No climax, no plot, no point'
Jake: Huh?
Me: Dont worry
Jake: Just show me the fucking picture
Me: (shows him)
Jake: (screaming) Oh my fucking god! You freak!
Hannah (another chav): Whats going on?
Jake: Shes got gay porn on her IPod!!!
Me: Its hentai you baka
Hannah: Eww! Whats a baka?
Me (laughing): Its Japanese for idiot
(They look at me strangely)
Hannah: You know Japanese?
Me: Some, I watch too much anime (subbed)
Jake: Thats why you have queer porn on your IPod?
Hannah: Seriously?
Jake: Show her!
(I show her)
Hannah: Eww! You pervert!
Jake: Thats not normal (sees my shotacon album) OMG! How old are those guys???
Me: (pointing) hes 11, and that ones 14.
Hannah: You - you peadophile! You look at kiddie porn?
Me: Shotacon
Jake: Lets just go Han, shes scaring me.
(They walk off, glaring at me)
(I giggle)

Yeah that actually happened (names have been changed because if by any chance someone found this.. I could be sued)
*Shakes head at the memory, amused*