Amusing Observations...

Amusing Observations (AOs)



AO 1: The friction burns on my wrists, caused by the weights I have been wearing lately, have attracted some attention at school. This makes me laugh, some fellow pupils have much vivider minds than I previously gave them credit for...



AO 2: Having various yaoi, yuri, shotacon and lolicon on my IPod tends to attract the unwanted attention of various chavs. Some people think its funny to look through peoples IPods and laugh at how little taste some people have, as well as looking at the photos.

All I can say is, I dont think Sarah* was expecting to find hentai and ecchi on mine, she was kinda freaked out by the shota... well, I dont think people will be going down my pics again anytime soon...



AO 3: English schools are nothing like the US Postal Service, my school was closed for two days because it snowed for half the night and some of the morning, unlike the US Postal Service who seem to deliver the mail through snow, rain and imense heat (according to various books and my friend Lucas who lives in NYC) It makes me laugh.

Hehe, I did a quiz!
http://semeuke.com/quiz.html

And this is my result:

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

Book Awards...(My Version)

Fave Author (m): Shaun Hutson / Garth Nix / Stephen King
Fave Author (f): Jodi Picoult / Celia Rees / Anne Rice
Fave Book: The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield / Before I Die by Jennifer Downham / Nineteen Minuites by Jodi Picoult
Fave Trilogy: The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice (In Order: The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment, Beauty's Release
Fave Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
Fave Manga: Okane Gai Nai created by Hitoyo Shinozaki and illustrated by Tohru Kousaka

My Favourite Poem - I Met At Eve by Walter de la Mare

I met at eve the Prince of Sleep
His was a still and lovely face
He wandered through a valley steep
Lovely in a lonely place

His garb was grey of lavender
About his brows a poppy-wreath
Burned like dim coals, and everywhere
The air was sweeter for his breath
His twilight feet no sandals wore
His eyes shone faint in their own flame
Fair moths that gloomed his steps before
Seemed letters of his lovely name
His house is in the mountain ways
A phantom house of misty walls
Whose golden flocks at evening graze
And 'witch the moon with muffled calls
Upwelling from his shadowy springs
Sweet waters shake a trembling sound
There flit the hoot-owl's silent wings
There hath his web the silkworm wound
Dark in his pools clear visions lurk
And rosy, as with morning buds
Along his dales of broom and birk
Dreams haunt his solitary woods

I met at eve the Prince of Sleep
His was a still and lovely face
He wandered through a valley steep
Lovely in a lonely place.

Cults, Spies and CCTV Rants...

Life is a cult.
Schools are the worst, because hardly anyone thinks about it. Parents automatically put their kids into schools because it the law, the norm. And yet, schools strip the children of their freedom and individuality and turn them into sheep.
You cant be yourself because your scared of what will happen, you'll get beaten up if your gay even though its perfecrly natural, you get arrested if you run through the streets naked even though you were born that way.
Watch your back, cause you cant trust anybody.

Spies and CCTV Cameras have been around for years, you cant go anywhere without being watched. I am probably being watched right now. You can turn around right now and someone could be watching you, is there anyone around, are there cameras or any devices that we dont know about. You could be the man I glared at yesterday when he passed me in his car playing shit music really loudly, I could be the girl who sat next to you on the bus, its a small world and everyone is spying on everyone. There are programs on my computer that will allow the Governmen to see what I am writing right now, and that you are reading it.
Be Paranoid.
Watch your back.

I Love... Bill Kaulitz!

I swear, he has gotta be one of the hottest guys on the planet! I love Tokio Hotel!

Its just a shame I think it would be cute for him to hook up with Tom (yeah I know they're brothers) Hmm... If Tom cant have him, I will.

Oh God, it never fails to amaze me that some teenagers are such idiots.
Okay, I do have over 50 hardcore yaoi pics on my IPod, and I did make the mistake of actually showing a guy in my art class one of them when he asked me what I was squeeling about.

Me: You dont wanna see it, its yaoi/
Jake: What the hell is yaoi?
Me: It is a Japanese abbreviation that simply means 'No climax, no plot, no point'
Jake: Huh?
Me: Dont worry
Jake: Just show me the fucking picture
Me: (shows him)
Jake: (screaming) Oh my fucking god! You freak!
Hannah (another chav): Whats going on?
Jake: Shes got gay porn on her IPod!!!
Me: Its hentai you baka
Hannah: Eww! Whats a baka?
Me (laughing): Its Japanese for idiot
(They look at me strangely)
Hannah: You know Japanese?
Me: Some, I watch too much anime (subbed)
Jake: Thats why you have queer porn on your IPod?
Hannah: Seriously?
Jake: Show her!
(I show her)
Hannah: Eww! You pervert!
Jake: Thats not normal (sees my shotacon album) OMG! How old are those guys???
Me: (pointing) hes 11, and that ones 14.
Hannah: You - you peadophile! You look at kiddie porn?
Me: Shotacon
Jake: Lets just go Han, shes scaring me.
(They walk off, glaring at me)
(I giggle)

Yeah that actually happened (names have been changed because if by any chance someone found this.. I could be sued)
*Shakes head at the memory, amused*